As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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