Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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