I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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