I cockslap morals
i will never coherently bang her
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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