I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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