He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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