This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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