Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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