absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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