told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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