i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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