Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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