I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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