can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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