You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
tell me about the eggs
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