Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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