it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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