I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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