I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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