Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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