just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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