marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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