if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
PANTIES FOUND
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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