before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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