idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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