Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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