brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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