I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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