no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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