he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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