i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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