: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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