We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We got so high we made milksteak
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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