The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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