I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Randomize
