I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
two words...techno handjob
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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