i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I smell like Dick and happiness
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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