We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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