ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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