but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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