jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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