The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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