Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
