so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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