thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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