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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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