I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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