Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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