I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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