So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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