Whod you bang
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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