I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
