Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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