you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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