i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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