I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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